presidential monsters

sin palabras:

Baracula: President Obama as Dracula in a macabre black cape and menacing fangs.

Zombush: President W. Bush zombified with skin gashes, and pretty much the same facial expression he always has.

Wolf Bill: President Clinton as the Wolfman. Obviously. The biggest player of all the monsters.

Ronmy: President Reagan as the Mummy. Appropriate, due to age and presence of facial wrinkles reminiscent of gauze wrapping.

Monster from the Watergate Lagoon: President Nixon as the Fish Monster, looking better than usual despite the gills and green tint.

Phantom of the White House: President Kennedy as the best looking and most suave of the monsters. And the only reasons I'm even allowing the Phantom of the Opera to slide as a real monster is the whole spontaneously breaking into song thing, and the fact that Andrew Lloyd Webber, who is real, scares me more than all of these fictional spawns of evil combined.